Just sank $54 on a full-body unitard.
Spidergwen is a go.
shulkiesmash said: you conquer men by the art of the peg and the curve of your smile. no one is immune.
I dunno, it’s been a rough year. I think they’ve developed herd immunity.
Shoehorning, incidentally, was late ’30s slang for what Bucky and Steve would have ostensibly gotten into together if you know what I mean. (You don’t know what I mean that was a lie everything I say is lies.)
shut up nobody in the late ’30s was having sex they were all holding hands and riding the carousel and gazing into each other’s eyes and shit like that.
this is because their bottom halves all looked like ken and barbie dolls. genitalia wasn’t invented until after wwii. everyone always gets that wrong.
This is exactly what Steve and Bucky say in my head(canon) whenever someone is disappointed at their lack of shock/disgust/confusion over modern sexuality. It’s generally followed with poorly restrained snorts of laughter and descriptions of how everyone was issued a baby as part of the New Deal.
I exclusively write my meta with a nasty tone, but I try to keep it to base level things like STEVE ROGERS CAN USE A DAMN MICROWAVE and THEY HAD GODDAMN CONDOMS IN THE 40S
well, he can use a damn microwave.
i’m also eternally amused by the idea that captain america did a “vd and you” psa for the troops. now that is a fandom-wide headcanon i can actually get behind, if only because you just know steve’s acting would have been fucking awful.
Steve was, mercifully, spared the task of explaining how to properly use the pro-kit.