February 2012
I *maple leaf* Toronto Batman
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I think I fixed my tumblr.
Sorry ‘bout that, guys.
Radio announcer: "Attention all women with a muffin top..."
Me: ...buy bigger pants.
Radio announcer: [paraphrased] Bad things happen to fat people!
Me: ...like ill-fitting pants.
Radio announcer: [paraphrased] Try our diet drug!
Me: ...or buy new pants.
Radio announcer: "You should be over the age of 25 and want to lose at least 30 pounds."
Me: ...muffin tops affect people of all ages and sizes.
Radio announcer: [paraphrased] You should feel awful about yourself if you're fat.
Me: ...you should feel awful about yourself if you think it's smarter to buy diet pills than new pants.
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The object immediately to your right is now the...
lux-obscura:
onlytowardschaos:
…This meme was a bad idea, Jules. Mine is “pink plastic cup.” I’m not even gonna try to guess what that consists of.
…The Roku Remote Control?
Basically I rewind, play, pause, fast-forward and go home. ><
The spiral bound notebook. Lay me flat, baby, and I’m wide open for you. Let’s hear all your good ideas.
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Tumblr is being weird as hell right now.
Also it’s 5 a.m. and I’m at work.
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Oh god I found the airport.
Suck it, Southeastern France.
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